Marketing is hard. It certainly doesn’t help when all these stupid jerks come to your site, check it out, and then take no action. I mean, you made it very clear what they should be doing on your site, but they just don’t follow instructions. Pisses you off, right?

Well, some people who are just as angry at their customers have found a way to express this: calls to action that clearly highlight how stupid potential customers are being when they don’t buy what you’re selling. I’ve come up with some of my own examples that you are free to use.



Yes, I want to generously donate to the Republican Party!

The above can be modified for any political party. Democrats, just switch color order and change “flag” to “constitution.”




As always, A/B test your calls to action in order to find the right insult to motivate your potential customers.